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Newly Appointed East Roman Caesar Suspects Grandpa Just Wanted an Excuse to Show Off His New Crown Newly Appointed East Roman Caesar Suspects Grandpa Just Wanted an Excuse to Show Off His New Crown
“When I asked him if he was ready to uphold the honor of the empire, he responded with a rather insightful βgoo-goo ga-ga,β” Emperor Leo I shared proudly. “I knew then he was destined for greatnessβor at least for napping in my throne room.”